the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!