the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!