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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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The Power to make PotNoodle...
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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day
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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win
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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.
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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.
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the power to do blink every 20 years
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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...
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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race
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swear words -jesse
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The ability to read your own mind
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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.
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The power to make only slightly funny jokes
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Super speed, but with super clumsiness
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.
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The power to freeze ice
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The ability to float sideways very slowly
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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.
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The power to become black!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!