- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to not exercise.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

the ability to do absolutely nothing

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Every time you clap some one dies

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to understand irony.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The ability to read braile.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to make bubles without soap

The power of being pointless

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

Pointless Super Powers