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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.
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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.
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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it
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the ability to fart out of your nose
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The power to die when you get scared.
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The power to fly, but only fly north
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The power to put up with your in-laws.
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The power to control Rollie pollies
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The power to fly 3 inches.
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The power to make clean socks dirty.
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The power of being pointless
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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body
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The power to jerk off without using your hands
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The power to remove all flavour from food.
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The power to turn into random objects
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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.
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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.
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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet
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power to blow up your own head only once,
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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.
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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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The power to teleport small dogs
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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!