Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability to not live forever

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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to die when you are happy

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!