The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!