The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!