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the power to freeze people only when it's cold
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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.
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The power to die.
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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with
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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.
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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.
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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.
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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired
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The power to look like yourself
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The power to obtain money, by going to work
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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.
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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.
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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.
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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.
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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others
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Having the power of a normal human
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The power to teleport small dogs
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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal
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The ability to turn cement into pudding
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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.
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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt
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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work
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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!