The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!