The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power... to read this

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!