The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The power to punch that like button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!