The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!