The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to troll.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to beathe

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!