- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to find children extremely attractive

Being alive (until you die).

Pointless Super Powers