- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Pointless Super Powers