(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to herd cats

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to hear fish.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power think five times slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!