- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to eat people :D

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

Pointless Super Powers