To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!