- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to die when you get old

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the power to read this sentence

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to die at any moment you want.

Acid tears.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to fail a test everytime

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to jizz mango chutney

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

Pointless Super Powers