The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!