The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

the power to be powerless

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

the power to have a pointless superpower

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

Being only half invisible.

The power to speak only one language

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

the power to not finish your

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!