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the power to disinfect wigs.
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The power to have the aim of Torres
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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.
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The ability to part hair.
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The power to waste money
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the power to guess anybodies breakfast
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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.
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To be able to summon old people
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...
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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil
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The Power of shitting by your mouth
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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.
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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes
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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.
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The ability to push doors marked "pull"
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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.
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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.
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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.
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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom
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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.
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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!