The power to give the wrong directions

thumb_up thumb_down +85

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to make it impossible to have powers

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to sneeze scissors

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to see you're self in a mirror

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to swim in water.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!