- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to have no superpower

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

Pointless Super Powers