The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be blind

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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yo mama

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the power to do nothing

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to die at will

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!