The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!