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the power to randomly die at any moment
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The ability to find objects in the last place you look
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.
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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping
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The power to chew with your tongue
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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly
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The ability to spit mouthwash
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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight
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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)
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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.
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The power to lick anything except pussy.
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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.
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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.
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The power to die and not come back to life.
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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...
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The Power to Breath When Ur dead
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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)
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The power to create another human
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Aweonao
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the power to spell words wrong
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!