To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to sneeze scissors

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

the power to turn food into shit

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!