The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to create another human

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Aweonao

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!