- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

Meltman, with the power to melt!

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

The power to create another human

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

the power to spell words wrong

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to be a snail

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

Pointless Super Powers