The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!