- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The capability to draw penises very well

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to know you don't have a superpower

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to release the bogus

The power to die

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

Pointless Super Powers