the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to fail at life

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to be a snail

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!