- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to instantly turn drunk

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power of 12% levetation

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to release the bogus

The power to die

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

Pointless Super Powers