- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power of 12% levetation

The power to be powerless

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to burn the sun.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to find spare change in the sofa

Pointless Super Powers