The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!