- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be alone

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to eat three times a day.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to misspell

The power to only see glass.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Pointless Super Powers