The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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blindness

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!