The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Nothing

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!