the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power drown in water

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!