The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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power to fly when your underwater

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!