The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to eat three times a day.

the ability to levitate

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to not finish your....

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to look at Sun.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!