- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to moves in slow motion.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to be normal and average

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to like this post

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to shrink boobs

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to be Chuck Norris

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

Pointless Super Powers