- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wish you had a power

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to release the bogus

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

Pointless Super Powers