The power to poo without wiping.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to be powerless

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The capability to draw penises very well

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to get sick

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to die

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!