- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

power to have no power at all

The power of exploding when you think.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to shrink your private parts.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to any ugly person love you.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to die

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Pointless Super Powers