- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

Pointless Super Powers