- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to smell any point in time

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

yo mama

The power to die at will

The power to make everything worse

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to shoot iron from your blood

Pointless Super Powers