The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Liam Brudenell

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!