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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.
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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.
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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button
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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.
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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.
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The power of turning butter into concrete.
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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you
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The power to see through windows
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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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The ability to know when men have erections
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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.
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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)
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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.
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The power to die when you get old
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.
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The power to die at any moment you want.
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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers
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Acid tears.
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The power to fail a test everytime
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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!