The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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boo

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the power to be powerless

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to speak braille.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!