----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!