the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!