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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!