- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to see through anything except air.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to glow... in the dark...

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to lick your elbow.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Pointless Super Powers