- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to take edible shits.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The ability to change your weight

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Pointless Super Powers