- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to die when you get old

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

Pointless Super Powers