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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to lick your own elbow

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!