- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to read this.

the power to kill yourself

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The Power to Read really Small Words

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power of compulsive lying.

Pointless Super Powers