- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

the power to have another pointless superpower

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The ability to be raped.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

the power to dislike this power

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

Being only half invisible.

The power to speak only one language

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

Pointless Super Powers