The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to lick your own elbow

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!