The power to only be able to eat poop

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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to be shitty

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be super jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!