The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!