- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to find children extremely attractive

Being alive (until you die).

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The Power to fart glitter

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers