- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to run Crysis.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to kill yourself

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

Pointless Super Powers