The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to see the present

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!