The power to display emotions at will

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!